“You Never Can Tell” Tells ALL about US

“You Never Can Tell” Tells ALL about US

Cal Shakes Shakes Up Shaw

by Barry David Horwitz

Director Lisa Peterson has unfurled an early, hilarious Shaw comedy that forecasts the 20th Century and beyond. “You Never Can Tell” (1896) already displays the racial, colonial, gender, and feminist questions that inspire and confound us still. To put all that into such an early play that prefigures Shaw’s later work and his Nobel Prize in 1925 leaves us breathless.

Seeing “You Never Can Tell,” outdoors and set in California, seems a strange fit—yet it works, brilliantly. Peterson has livened up Shaw with bouncy American manners and bright sea-side costumes. She has transferred the scene to an oceanfront resort that may well be San Francisco in 1900, with lights that outline a roller-coaster and a rainbow colored ferris wheel sketched out on the boardwalk stage.

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Khalia Davis as Dolly, Lance Gardner as Philip, Elizabeth Carter as Mrs. Clandon

Mrs. Clandon ( the imposing Elizabeth Carter), an Black feminist author and lecturer, has recently returned from Caracas, Venezuela, where she raised her three children Dolly (the pert Khalia Davis); Philip, her twin brother (a bouncy Lance Gardner); and Gloria (an aristocratic Sabina Zuniga Varela), the older feminist sister. Mrs. Clandon’s twins and elder daughter present unique types for the Californian scene, challenging middle-class expectations.

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Matthew Baldiga as Valentine, Elizabeth Carter as Mrs. Clandon

She and her children have been hiding out from their abusive father, whom she fled years before. Her African American family breaks new ground, tears down old barriers, and confronts the stodgy middle-class. They are strivers, in the American way; the kids are raucous and over the top–they challenge the rules.

In the opening scene Dolly, in a fluffy bright yellow dress is having a tooth pulled by Dr. Valentine, the bearded, rakish, but inexperienced dentist. You might think them a romantic pair—but that’s just the beginning of Shaw’s misdirection. Dolly prefers pain over an extra $2.00 for anaesthetic. She tells him, “It’s your business to hurt people.”

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Sabina Zuniga Varela as Gloria Clandon, Lance Gardner as Philip, Khalia Davis as Dolly

Peterson has cast the bumptious Clandon family as African Americans, highlighting their suppression and their rebellion. , Mrs. Clandon, the intellectual and inspiring mother, dominates the scene as she wrangles her two wild and winning twins, Dolly and Philip, trying in vain to tame them. The exuberant, naïve twins are all over the set, dressed in bright colors, expressing their independence. They sing, they dance, they do cartwheels—they embody popular culture. Dolly asks questions, confronts strangers, talks impetuously; while Lance takes strong stands, asserts himself, and shows irrepressible gaiety. You gotta love ‘em, as they horrify the stodgy Americans.

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Elizabeth Carter as Mrs. Candon, Sabina Zuniga Varela as Gloria

Mrs. Clandon stands for women’s rights and has raised her oldest daughter Gloria (Sabina Zuniga Varela) to reject the romantic advances of Valentine, her failing dentist lover. Gloria prefers to become the New Woman, and refuses to be subservient to a man. Mrs. Clandon’s Feminist Manfesto has taught Gloria to strenuously avoid

“a life in which husbands open their wives’ letters and call on them to account for every farthing of their expenditure and every moment of their time; in which women do the same to their children; in which no room is private and no hour sacred; in which duty, obedience, affection, home, morality and religion are detestable tyrannies, and life is a vulgar round of punishments and lies, jealousy, suspicion.”

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Sabina Zuniga Varela as Gloria, Michael Torres as Fergus Crampton

George Bernard Shaw presents his platform for women’s rights, when women had few—and also brings in children’s rights, civil rights, and a dash of anti-colonialism. Since they were raised in Caracas, are they trying to escape Imperialism as well as Patriarchy?

Of course the long-lost father turns up in California as a powerful landlord, still overbearing and authoritarian: Fergus Crampton (a powerful Michael Torres) is a thoroughly Trumpean oligarch, a land baron, and violent father.

The jokes and levity hardly ever fail—and if you don’t like one, there’s a better one coming up. How perfect for an American perspective—things will progress, there’s brightness just ahead! For Shaw, the Age of Bernie will dawn, after all.

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Danny Scheie as Walter, Elizabeth Carter as Mrs. Clandon, Michael Torres as Fergus Crampton

Walter the Headwaiter (the ebullient Danny Scheie), represents Shaw’s hardworking New Man. Walter manages to stitch together these competing men and women, parents and children, workers and lovers, into a functioning comedic world. He takes the edge off their argumentative and dispiriting outdoor dinner at the Marine Hotel and thrills us by the way he archly pronounces “Chardonnay for the laaady.” Shaw’s anti-authoritarian, socialist waiter Walter, whose surname is Boon, does ‘boons’ or favors for all concerned with a decided generosity, good-heartedness, and sprightly wisdom. At crucial moments, he proffers coffee, tea, or scotch, and mutters, “You never can tell.” Even his exits are balletic and exciting—a performance not to be missed. Walter the Waiter, the New Man, wiser than those he serves, triumphs over the snooty folks who give him orders.

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Lance Gardner as Philip, Matthew Baldiga as Valentine, Khalia Davis as Dolly, Sabina Zuniga Varela as Gloria

The unamused lawyer, Finch McComas (a dour Anthony Fusco) attempts to ground these ‘rude’ children. Liam Vincent, who plays Justice Bohum, descends like Shaw’s god from the clouds to make all odds even. Vincent plays Parlor Maid, Bus-boy, and Judge, encompassing gender, class, and elite roles in one actor–thanks to Director Peterson’s brilliant casting of Shaw’s play.

Aside from Shakespeare, only Shaw can pack so much fun into one wild evening. Better get over to see how he does it.  Shaw lived nearly 100 years, and his sharp commentary lives with us still. It’s a joyous and enlightening Shavian comedy–about love, equality, and empathy.

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“You Never Can Tell” by George Bernard Shaw, at California Shakespeare Theater, Bruns Memorial Amphitheater, Orinda, CA, through September 4, 2016. Info at calshakes.org

Director: Lisa Peterson. Scenic Designer: Erik Flatmo. Costume Designer: Melissa Torchia. Lighting Designer: York Kennedy. Sound/Music Director: Paul James Prendergast.

Cast: Valentine: Matthew Baldiga. Mrs. Clandon: Elizabeth Carter. Dolly Clandon: Khalia Davis. Finch McComas: Anthony Fusco. Philip Clandon: Lance Gardner. Walter Boon: Danny Scheie. Fergus Crampton: Michael Torres. Gloria Clandon: Sabina Zuniga Varela. Parlor Maid, Busboy, and Justice Bohun: Liam Vincent.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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