
“Kiss My Aztec!” Explodes with Color & Music, at Berkeley Rep
Millennial Notes
Leguizamo & Taccone Transform Latin Colonial History
by Tyler Jeffreys
Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
—George Orwell (1984)
“Kiss my Aztec!” conjures up an ancient indigenous identity that lurks in all our DNA. As the cast sings at the end: “The World is Getting Browner!” John Leguizamo and Tony Taccone transport us to a 16th Century fantasy world where an Aztec tribe made up of all flavors—from classic nougat to milk chocolate—plan a guerilla attack on the Spanish Viceroy’s citadel in Mexico City.

Latino culture stems from old and diverse peoples, who were raped and pillaged by Spain and Portugal, then joined by Africans through slavery. Led by El Jaguar Negro (flexible Chad Carstarphen), the Aztecs sport a blend of street styles and tribal designs, while they speaketh Elizabethan English every other sentence. Spanish and Indigenous people use Spanglish and Spanish, cleverly blending imperial and colonial tongues. Sounds like today’s Island Pidgin, U.S. Ebonics, Creole … you name it.

Only the uncouth Sock Puppet Master, Pepe (lively Joél Pérez) understands Nature, and follows the ancient lore. Pepe literally speaks bird, and he tries to break with war. But he loves El Jaguar Negro’s feisty daughter Colombina, played by dancing and singing powerhouse Yani Martin. Colombina wants to lead the attack on the Spanish!
Like SpongeBob, performing artist Pepe annoys his tribe as he tries to live his best life. His creative mind makes him the odd man out of the attack on the Spanish. Unfortunately, Pepe’s character development stops, freezing him in a Disney universe. Many sub-plots make the show fascinating, including a surprise gay romance.

“Kiss My Aztec!” dodges pathos, keeping us hooked with energy and wit. Speaking of his buddy Taccone, Leguizamo asserts, “I wanna reach in there and grab that Puerto Rican in him, and tell him that he’s okay.” They want to locate the Latin in us all. Although that’s tricky in a musical designed to please everyone, Leguizamo and Taccone’s magic enraptures the house, and we leave intoning: “The World Is Getting Browner!”
The inclusive Aztecs revel in song after song, preparing to infiltrate the evil Spanish aristocrat’s citadel. The song list boasts Latinx cultural gems: African dances, 80s Miami Bass, Black Gospel, and New York style Rap! Each song has at least one golden nugget that makes us want more.

When the cast breaks out into “White Men on Boats,” Perez’s energy turns the dancing bodies into predatory Conquistador ships. Those boats are bringing destruction and genocide to Latin America.
Today, we still feel White Supremacy threatening, and it’s time to pray for protection! We won’t attack the citadels (well, maybe); but we will buy from People of Color. We will not play Oppression Olympics. We will remember our ancestors.
Let’s unshackle our history books. “Kiss my Aztec!” signals the continuation of Leguizamo’s Latinx identity quest. The rollicking musical will inspire other Latin artists to dig for the stolen gold and the hidden truths.
Photos by Kevin Berne
“Kiss my Aztec!” –book by John Leguizamo &Tony Taccone, directed by Tony Taccone, music by Benjamin Velez, choreography by Maija Garcia, at Berkeley Repertory Theatre, through Sunday, July 14, 2019. Info: berkeleyrep.org
Cast: Angelica Beliard, Chad Carstarphen, KC de la Cruz, Zachary Infante, Yani Marin, Jesús E. Martinez, Maria-Christina Oliveras, Joél Pérez, Al Rodrigo, Desiree Rodriguez, and Richard Henry Ruiz.
Banner photo: Chad Carstarphen as El Jaguar Negro and Aztec Ensemble.