
“Ripcord”—A Witty Battle of Wills, at Altarena, Alameda
Millennial Notes
David Lindsay-Abaire’s Sharp-Edged Seniors Act Up
by Jordan Freed
Working at a retirement home for a year, I saw my fair share of squabbles between residents, ranging from a stolen seat in the dining hall to snarky gossip about who’s sleeping with whom. “Ripcord” by David Lindsay-Abaire ramps up the senior drama to ten, as two headstrong women go to war over a shared room. Director Christian Haines and his superb cast take a thrilling leap of faith with a sharp and heartwarming comedy that sticks the landing.
For four years, the austere Abby (scintillating Michele Delattre) has lived alone in a two-person suite at Bristol Place Assisted Living Facility. Abby’s carefully maintained plants line the window, the only decorations in her otherwise sparse room. After she drives out other roommates, severe Abby enjoys the double room as a quiet, private single.

As Abby, Delattre brings a brooding depth, suggesting that her iciness is as much a defense as a weapon. We crack up every time Delattre delivers a perfectly withering “Go fuck yourself” to anyone who dare annoy her.
Enter Marilyn (boisterous Ellen Brooks), a spunky, high-spirited grandma, whose wardrobe speaks as loud as her voice. Blithe Marilyn’s persistent optimism immediately wins us over. To our surprise, Marilyn cheerfully moves in, crowding her side of the room with pictures of family, and her grandson’s finger paintings. Marilyn is keen on Abby’s bed by the window, admiring the view.
Perfectly cast as the bohemian Marilyn, Brooks generously supplies sprightliness and wit to the role. She captures the essence of the adorable grandma we all love, preaching compassion and patience.
Abby desperately wants to get rid of Marilyn, but how to do it? While we’re inclined to root for kindhearted Marilyn, we find ourselves sympathizing with mysterious Abby, too.We suspect her snobbish exterior conceals tragedy and wonder what motivates her.
With neither woman willing to budge, the two make an absurd but fitting bet:
If Abby can disrupt Marilyn’s relentless optimism, and make Marilyn angry, Marilyn will leave the room, forever.
On the other hand, if Marilyn can disrupt Abby’s stoic cynicism, and give her a real fright, then Marilyn gets to stay—and take the bed with view.

With tensions running so high, we’re laughing at the ridiculousness of the wager, yet anxious to see who will prevail.
Both brilliant seniors engage in battle, eagerly. Marilyn enlists her enthusiastic daughter Colleen (jocular Gretta Stimson) and neurotic son-in-law Derek (uproarious Russell Nauman).
Cunningly, Marilyn kidnaps Abby for an impromptu skydiving trip, putting Abby on the spot in a cruising airplane! We are shocked, as Marilyn forces Abby to choose between a terrifying parachute jump or losing her bet and her bed. It’s the ripcord she must pull to avoid sharing her beloved room.
As the sensitive Derek, Nauman begs Marilyn and Abby to give up their harebrained trickery. During one of the funniest schemes, Derek, in a ridiculous bunny mask, nervously attempts to rob Abby. But Abby sees right through him, and poor Derek bursts into tears after being pepper sprayed in the eyes, pathetically crawling into Colleen’s arms.
Abby and Marilyn’s skirmishes escalate to insane heights, making the “The Odd Couple” look like child’s play. Haines and his wonderfully funny cast provide high stakes thrills and hilarious comedy. Highly recommended fun for all ages.
“Ripcord” by David Lindsay-Abaire, directed by Christian Haines, at Altarena Playhouse, Alameda, California, through Sunday, February 23, 2020. Info: altarena.org
Cast: Michele Delattre, Ellen Brooks, Jesse Lumb, Gretta Stimson, Russell Nauman, and Randy Russell.